IMaratate Fark
Faad. (A> Amortlsatloa .... aojWM
01) Intirsst 100.000 00
Total Fallaadeola. tantate Park debt elnlilng f'-md
ooOtrlbutloDs .... tR>4W M
¦¦•atoga Springe Ctste RoaervaUon. (A> Bonda payable
March 1, 1£17 HOAt/t
CB) Interest K,(.D< «•
Total Famti^ga BprlcL-s I>.';.^r/a- tloT. rodempfloa*
ai/d interest m,SSa OC
Total debt serf-
l'2e 10,C48,30» ii
Summary Debt Service. %n AmortlsatlOB and
redemptions ?.,TIS,V!3 Si
tKt In;fn»8t 6.t23,i:,j 00
Total debt serw
Ice
prm'BJ—T!ia 'tstlmated amoiiti*s for debt o<t.'-v- loe are baaed on the legal mill rata trios and valu-.i'lons r)t n -ji an-l perconal as fi.<td by the "Erualisatloa Table of 1L15" of uio ttate Booxd. of tlqusl- iaaUon, of $12iO.Tj,4.tj.:i<(7 with entftcatfsl S.rn-ya mt boniJn during mi of $2>,0OlXCOa^ aa (ol- !0Tv«; Erie, ChampiBln and
Oswego canals 17,01)0.000 09
BorRs oanal ivr-
inlnals . , fcOOOiOOO 00 Hlghwajra C.'>ji),i>00 00
$J5.00",<!W 00
PUMPKINS vs. SQUASHES
By M. QUAD
Covyrlgbt. 1J1«, by tho McClure Newspaper Syndicate.
W=
10,S41i,300 a
Bbenexer Hlii^!ifton was V ^foiinf ruan of tweuty-ttiife. ile was a gruxl aaO hiilui.trlouB yuiiiiK man ami LuJ (^rjcjulred quiia a ilit.u ^.uycrty ilitia early in his career. He bad just pur- ctitiseil a ccisy boube, aod tba n«xt tliluif nwl(.'(5 wa« a '»rlfe.
Sarah J«ao Scotrl, twenty j^run old, waa a yorj- nice girl—very nlc*. She vfvn B'jckI *f n»»e<l!f;work., boTmcwnrls iifid other kltiJs it work wMch wotilU L.i;ta nuuJo l";r a irea.Mire *>C a wife. Slio an'l Ebenczer i.-n't out: day, end the.v liK>k«d E'jod to each nxime. From thfinc<!i apranfc « coii.'-sb!'.,», and tht-fj 'wsii liO ono who ItiterMjrud or otijc'ted. l^i'Mezer toulcl ku; ;;nrt a v/lfit, and Karah Jana could be of jrrcat hfiiy to a. h'liiiband.
T)..(?re waa oaly odo trait lii tlm char-
a-^tcr In eltlicr o.''ie tiiMl could bo crltt-
clatid, tini. that v/a.s deveiojKNl to each
'other just at the v/rjijif l...;c, ElieiiO
ter hitd corct -'Jtirtli: c. m d his mliid
: 'wa.s about ifiui'.u up tci a.sk Sur:ih Jane
I for her ban-! when th« coiivcnsAtlon
IS, The roon^rs ai.-^roprlr.ted by tliU ; jj^pj.^,„,,.i ^^ j,j,j, j, ^j^ o,,tr,j,itnuy.
act, axctid ha otherwi.-.e provUod by Bto-i ,', .... , , ., , .
tlona t-*o, tl.roe, four b:.) .:'x, ahull t;» | "lan t It BlxiKUlaf how tho Bin: movea arar.able only ta pay I1:1i:Ul1'»« incurred aronnd the t-o.rth from cu.st 'lO wtwt?" within tlio ye-jr t-)fflnn1nj< .luly I. IfflC, ; queried Ebcnezer luat tta he wan rv.iilv and epdlng June SOi 1917, except for re- '
for tbe
Bride
^nd Groom
to go home.
"But tbo Huu iX'jfrtt i:ot move around tho earth," nilidly pr"'<'.'<'-''d iiarah Juiia. "The «artli mo^iK around the Hun, and It movea I'ruin cai-it to we.st b«<'aiiao uutaro armni^cil Ic to, jUKt as It (DJ loi- a trtu t.) HUuiil on lt.s ruolii."
"iJld yoa cv<!r wiitch tho Run n; n-«»V" oflked Eljeneier, 'with a very eotur faoi'.
••Ntrvw, nbim, bnt I hnvo wntrhtKl fjjo eorth wovo. The ti'-.n .trni-la a..i ulill ns tt Kfc-at ro'-k, ^hiio our enrUi movns ai'juK. Why, Kin-n, do/i't .v lU rctccmhiT tho pf'"''!' »'i^in In Ke-i^Tti- ph.v of tb» aartira inovlnpr roond th«> aaiiT"
KM
patrSb j^on.strU'Jtlon or pernicncnt better. ipantCi All fomur appro;,r.ntioi.s from Uio geiicr?.] f:i.-,d anO tl.o c.n. il main- -fonanue f^jtid and tlio virl .'i^t acts there- l«>r, excrriC Hi.;>i-'ipr1 111 t.r, for ri-pnl.-s, oonstmctlon w.jrk a:id pt.riimnr.-nt t.«tter- tnents rrd .irr'-'"opr'.jitlor'H made by tho XjOfrlalaturi- of ISi'l. slinll ci-;sa« to have force or cIT'.ct uflor June Sn, ISlf,, otli-.r than for tho iiiyuicnt of lliibllltlos Id- •arred on or boi'ore ii;-.it da;a.
i $. Tlie 8«rvn;i-al ai.nouiu herein ap- |»ropTlHted fi^nll be dfi:>:-d to Le only for Bo rr.iicl, th. roof as nhall be Bufilcluiit to acco-n|ilb:h In full tlio purpoBCB dciilff- natftd by tho approprlcllMiH ami Hhiil b« paid by tho troinjurer fioin ttio rfjM.'.cctive sums as fiinj.'. ir.cd. r'H.TiiMit to 11,e re- qulrrnieiits of tlie S'oio 1'lnu.nce Law, nnd It shall le tilt, duty of tl.o trenfliircr to report annuJtlly to thfl I.,(^'flnl'tture the do- tall of tlio siivurul cxri-iiuiUure.t.
170 TI:o salnry or ciir.^onbialon of any OfTlcer or «,-:ip''M-.-<<, v^h«ii not prescribed by luw, for v.h!r>i lui iij.pr'-i-l.-itlon l.i niarin by th!n^;).ct, niny be ftx<' 1 Lit tho de¬ partment, oi,llcl.tl or ofTlrlal:! appoinfln.if guch ofllcer vr ^rniilu/lnfr r.iich e'nployeee at a less but not a Krcatcr num tlitin Vie amount herein u|ipro[irl:iicd fi r tho eahiry cr compcnsution of such olhcer or ein- ployoc. .Vo appronrliilion li:'rcln contuliuid ahall bo (ivullablo f.r t'lri Kilory ortywiojuffi- satlon of uny rtitular olllcor or employee Whcpo employmi'iit or oil'..'- I.s not heroin il>ecinrd urilo.-w l.u aiip..!ntnn.-nt or em¬ ployment l.-i cxprwisly iiut.licr!;;ed; and ex¬ cerpt as orhi rv.-lso herein c.-ijircsBly pro- Tided, t?i'« rirproii''1;ttlOTin mudo In this net for trmvcliii'- expeni-t.'t of ofll.'crs or em¬ ployeea nro for n-^tuiil iiml nc';L'«;t.'iry c.^- pensca only. In tho pi rforinuncti of ofJIci.il duties nnd to bo p-ild upon proper proof therpof, aj" fipilred liv section twelve of the KtMo I-'liiai'ce Ia-a-, und no other or furttior fxed nllw-vance f.r errpenuea rh-.11 be rrranled or p;i!'1, nnytlilnii In any otln-r ataiute to the i-ontr.iiy niiti.vlth!it.-indlnT Any n.ppnprl.itlona m«do by this Oct for salary, corr';K!;'...a1lon or fsTiicn.'-. 3 flhall be the Bfil.'iry, compcnnnflnn rfr sjjpcnue.s for one ye-r nf the ofI1c»r, rmplo-'oe, ofUce. boBrd. Oi'prrtTnent, oomml'j'lm r.r hurenu for whom the n-i rm Is luiiirupi l.itcd, not- WltJiBtanillnir erir^'nif provisions of any other 11'ii.lute flxinp the annual a/ilary, eonrpenir.tliyn or expemics of such officer or employe or the exiicnsci of such of¬ ficer, lior.rd, d"p.-i,rtnieiit, cummlusicm or bur»nu nt a diffi-ri r t pinonnt.
I 11. A mnnnrcr, trtifrli-ji? or officer of an.v etnt(« '¦'¦'ixrllablo or olher 1ti5-:tlfut!on reeelvlnR- moneys uniiftr lliI.-! tict from the State tre:iHUry fiir nmlnteiiiiuc^ and Btip- port shnll Iio entlt!«d to actual and neces¬ sary trnveMn!? e.xpcnsos when ritli-ncllni; meetlni^.-i of the hoard Bt the oi1!;-9 of the Instltiit'on or In 'he perfomi^'nce of other ofi-I'll duttes undcrt-xki-.n pcrHiiitnt to a rca-^lu'lon of fho biird of ri:(:ia8*r8 of which hri Is a rcointi'T and with the approvril at Iho fleicnl supervluor of state chnritl'-n.
J n. Th* eomptroller ulinll forth%»1th prep-.im imd puhllih flflliililons of the olasHinciulon cf exncime by titles ern- ployrid In IhJH act. d..'HnlnR- tlm i>nrpo»«s for whieh ii^oti»'V» rppropriateil und»r enoh Ut'» may bo exi>onJed. ITie ooaxp- trolUu Bliall havo Uin pov/or to amend auoti dullHillons from tlino to time aa in his Jud^ruont hoooniia n«ce...'viiy tor the proper conduct of tlm nscai atiikirs of the atate. Tha dennltloiiB. as pubHuhed by
the ooniiHrcller. and as unicndod. shall , . . , .
govern expordlturo.s from ti.cMe appro- | >'ut KPt aiJk'iy abont. jirlatlona and tho audit ot claini.s and ac¬ counts by the cojnptroUor where aald olassUloatiaBS are uiuid In tlil i ucL
11$. Thia act shall take effect hnmed*- ately. Btttt« of New irork. Olllce of tbe Seurotazy
of EltatOk ss;
I have ooinpaapod the preoedUig wltl the orlelnal law on flln In thia otllco. an>i do her«-by certify th.it Ihe same is a corr<>ct tianmrlpt therefrom and of tJie Whole of aald oriirlnul Iaw.
ritANCld M. HUOO,
BocruUiry «f Btata.
Ht-ro la a Rtni..^ of l^&x\>*niiii'rm wrtrV- j ;)«;» for two peo(jiB;
,1 Ma'B Do'uKhmU.^--On* co.'jfiil mUl i.Bmall cupi, Olio cupful eu;.'ar, nalt, cli»- xit'.mou und tfca.ipooofiil of biikJtig pow. lier, FlD'jr to uiake as woft as yoa otn roll out. V^y ta hot fat as usual. Jlakea I tvrenry-foar blf; d^Uftbiiuts.
Meat Puddln:?.—Ouf) pound nran<l
¦ .^tcilr. Cut up 8iiir.ll cae ouloa. Now I rub one cui>ful of (Tii<- chopped jfuet , into two enpful.4 flour, salt aud a UtUe I wat<.-r to roll out a.t pin cru:'t. Put I meat aud ochm with palt ar,d ppp;ier I In, aiid dr.Tiv nji (jruiit aro'inLi. It. Uoil
i in puddliii; cloth two hcirn I'put a pall I cover c-u bottAjm nf Urttl© yoa boll It In i to prevent It Ktick!ji,T}. I rJL'li"l(ii.:i Git.jfL-rbfcad.-Cupful mo- la:::,es, srilt, ginj?er, tBolosrpoonfi;! lard. I rTinful hot -Wiltcr, t'-dspiwaful Rodu, ' (loiir to milk'- rcil ;;-rt. Balie l:i m^xl- I iji'Ufft ovi'u iiboiit hulf an hour. i Oiilon Kouii.—F'icr oril'ins CTit up 'very I .-lOal!, bollinli o;)i- jlut Soup htock. cniv j ful nil'l;, ;:;i!t ftrid pepper. Pcrrp 'with I tijn.st(-d 1 r;i''ke.-fi, Vorj- tMi-^y to maUc Li'if ,Stew.~Out up a cur-ful of laaa ! lui^at, oue oji'.on, one oarrot, ihitf po-
¦ tutocs, Hilt uii;l pepper. Boll all tt>- ' t;eth('r fill ton ler.
Peiui So'jp. -<"iipfnl t»!d bakfid {jeans,
1 ons oiilon, crpful soup ntcK-U, two po-
ititiooH cut nil. Hall (jiio hour. ,
Mock I'.ci;i:>i. I'.pft.--Owe cupful ftne
t ob.ipfM'd meat, onu pkj;, oi\<j cupful
'.jrciiikTumba, .-idlt, pei.'ier, a little so'dii , Mtocfc. Fornj In a In if nnd acrre with I ain:-ihed imlatiiofi and spinach. j M'X'k Chl'-ben eaKid.~Pnt one cn;j ' lutia firth (l!) mils) on lettuce leave
oriil r""H' li:j'JiePi ¦"'¦• dre.-'sini- over It. ICi-c l'ii(!(ii;i!< 1 ^ Tvko.—"ue fi[>oori
rul w:t;i!ii- 1 rl e, <iii» bl.ij cupful nalll'-. ;.
yinall hnn.'.ful raJshia, aalt, .sfiooiif'ii
snf,nir, dnsh iiutmep, tnasjwonfnl but
Well, well, Enrah, you are a gu»H.. , _, . ¦ ¦ -
„,, , „ , 1 _ ... rf .<• I tar. Ualto till r»cp L"» nicely acirn".
The son (¦•¦nalDl'/ rooven, and tr -.. ,7
ORIGIN OF LAUGHTER.
tha
you have nev«;r hocii It rtiov© thcro Ih Honicfliliifr TGi-y wrous ¦),"itJi your eyi-s. U iiiovoa ft'oni f>riS(t to %v<!St, but I don't flfie why It cHii't just a« well inovo from north to south."
Kuril!i J11 no looked at Ebeue?.er for u lou'.,' uiiiiiiio to see If hf 'waa JoiUiivt- Sli'> found hlin r^ry earnest tn this b<?U(f, aii'l It pave her an u]iplp:i:i;int i .shock. She had uevcr found hiia an j Ipinoraut uiun lu any jmi lieu lar, and | this ^vaB IXTioranc^ of the grostieat j Idud. I
"Kbon," who (!uU-tIy said, "you are not -wMntlug me to niKlc.r.^lnnd tlcit | the sun inovMi nlotirr likH a ni.in wnife- 1i.:k7 Tou cannot bt'lwve this aguUi<!t tlio tnown facta. It haa been hun- drela of ytmrs slric« It was kno'wn that tho earth moved nround tlio aun." . "People iTiay thluk ao, b'dt that docau't maiie U ko," anuvtrei-cd Ebeu- <!W;r nn the II 'ht of dcllnnca ahoiio hi his eyiyi. "I say th* «i;n moven. 1 li'ivo B«;n It move. I aaw tt m-^vlrij? along uot tlve hours ago. My vy*;s are .'.'ijoil eyes. \\'hBt my eyes neo I ni'i ii'it K"ing bacif on. Are you Rolug ci bi'llmo that tljo univ standa still Juh'. b(«.'au.se a. lot of noirslscbted moii cJulrii It d'jfii eo'/"
*"Oh, ivrll, "we won't ClstnjBB ttw njiit- ter any firt-iier," eakl Barnh Jiuiiv ft>- ttlizluK tliat It nil.^ht lead to unfortu- uatf.' reifiiltu.
"ll'at wo wlill" exclair<e<j Kbenciir an he Hut hi.-i .i:".v. "\'cu be'.Ic'.o o :,: '.vn.v nnd 1 aiioOiwr. Let u.s docli.'.o who l3 rt.eht."
"I'.ut how aro we Rolni^ to dr»<ide?" Fili(> iirob.'Stwd In toned which betrayed exatloii,
""vVh.r, yon ar« golug to belt«v» an 1 beU'-'va,"
"But T can't. You MiM't Cnd ouo In u uiiniou people wh.) beiiovis with yii. You can Ui-i>p on bt-U(.'Vlii.ic so If roa tvlll. but I can iiaror nK.'^e v.lth yon. However, It Is a matter that w^o need We have nlwa.,'8 Bot plenty of sunahlue wh'.-thor t'le fc'nii Biauda Btlll or moves alonp, arid ive urobabiy nhvays shiu!. ^V^• nro liavlr'U pleasant 'w<-athcr, Hr.Mi't -^eT
"Sarah June Scott," aald Kliene-rer ns ho I'lld hl,s hnnd on the knob of thri (liior to pro out, •'t^'hcn yon tmve coi-.-e to beliiM'o H8 I belii-vti Jnst send K;e n llrtle nolo to that elTcct, ivUl you'.'"
And Kbcne'/.er, tho ver.-.' f.;o(."i youn? iti'tn, but tlio verj- obf-tlnaro .vo^uf; man, walked out Into the dai'tcneaa. He never racclved tho n(>t» r'-fi'iTod to, riiri the rt>uder ¦will not wonder why. lie exiiectcd It for a niiir.tU. and wii-jn il nevei' Hi i>c-a!'o(l hrt ¦"-a« mora tbiin ever dcu'i'uilned In his l.eV.of that the snn moved rt'Tht Rlons: and left evifiry. thinsr bclUnd It. \% for Sarah Jiuio Scott, ahe was astOiitKhed. aiicjered I nnd hui<illl:'t(^d. find >'ou can't e-tpect
Apple f'u-litbii{ I-'oi' Two.— I'nt riv. uppIcH, pare<l hii I cut up. In dish, Willi 11 liii o wijT.ir, 'alt and Fpl.-e; one sllc l)ie:i:J, ono e;.'K, one cupliil ui^lk. Sit: a litiJo fincKr on top. Hake In mo;.' erato owe.n,
B'lih^d Fruit I*uddln)r for Two.—One (.•tipful rui-sliis, ori'j cupful flour, apocn ful Hu;;:ir, fMilt, o'ni cniil'.il milk. I'ut li; small ptidilinff jiiiil or baking powdt«r «atn aiid boU ouo honi-.
CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATES.
How to Make Delicious Bonbons That V/ill Keep. Not oftr>n to bo had In store choco¬ late crf',anis la the flavoring; of co.-tllala or 11<] Hears that can be added to hoine- uiado pues from a well 8t(>:ked slde- boui-d. They niake a ddlcloiis combl- untion with the eho<'ol;ite and keep tlie caiiily Ei'ilst liiiim-i- liifin any other fjil- InK. Kneiid ti little piece of the fi-ii- diint uiicil li la warm aud Boft; make a lltllo holliiw In tao oi-nter, pouring- hi the coixlial fiuin I'lc io|» and knetidin;,' It over. L^r. it (.:t.t culd und thorou:.'hl..' h.'U-J before i'i:ip:n-p. The coaling: wlii bo more glonsy if you ihlii the melted (lio'oiate piinly with buiter Instead of oil water. It sTiould be the consisten¬ cy of pxid, thick cr(':iin, and the butte;' tliinn It UH ueil us (.-Ivi-d it i?1<'1h. It ahon'd be S'lellcl In u p:i.-i of wuier nnu fcrrpt Stun iliijr 111 It wiiile contmi? tlic bonboiiH, k('e;iii)» It nt ttiat tenipei:i ture 'wl'eiit It f.iet.s v.-arrn to the inu.'!.. Tso a s:l\t'r butter ]ilcU fur dlj^pin:' fiijd In u'.t at tho top, and as you taLi- It out n-.l.sf It KO HH fo glye the lUtli' enrl of clio- ('lute OT(;r tne top.
A S'AUCY HAT.
This Mear Esnnct lo Exceed.ntjly Chu,
For 'Youth.
rti>;-;se<l f.aiiX brown beaver churmin
\y polled and lopped with a wreath i-i
oiitri--h lips irl^ss thi:< ptijuaut etTe*''
^,..^'%
Carrying the Analysis Back to Louir4y Prohisiorio Ciom. lAOghtar la an lnvoluuti:ry phyHlcal
raacUou. HuKbllnirs Jackson caUn tt
*S)o« of Che lxuiumei'..D]ft e.pIlepslM to
wbicb man In subject." It is ui>paruut-
ly m nnlT«rsal herltti;.., thouKb certain ' ^''"* "'" «"'' ^'^^'^ ""'-'^ fc-llnns la go-
iiiR to five uji her point of view.
It wasn't nrML-e.ssary that either one should leiiMo the town. F.ben IlviiKl at one end of It r.ud Samh Jane th.o other, 'ind they Neldiuu met. \'\'heu they did there was a cold nod e.trh!inj:ed. Rev- oral year* passed away, and ona d:iy .'^iirah was married to a man naini-d reU-rw. BcfdiO i^onsentlnj to he h!:< wife she i-nieMthined him about the huh. rto readily anewercil that th» ecirtli tnoveil aronnd the sun. and the week later they wen» tnnnied.
Wheti tho news .jf her ina'tia).re PBach(^l the cars of I'TioneMir he |t'>t a hustle on Him, ond thi'eo monthn later he was also tnorrled. Prevloas to his marrlaue he likewise aslied the qups- tion that Panih had naked—dooa the .tun move around the earth or the earth move aronnd the aun?
"I don't care a anap which wa.v tt Is," Was tHa anawer Ebe^ezer received. "Aa your wtfa I aban aprreo with you."
<.
$>'*""
may oparate iiioro powerfully ¦poo oiM lodlvkliuti thiin ui-mjii another to lirodnca It In U)<* llttla child whose ••luilblllLles ar» nucoiu plica Led b.v any nioittal exporkvuco unUibs they be racial otMs ttie alK>ck oX delicate touch—tick¬ ling; aa wo call tti—tlrst cause* lanuh- tar. Wh/T
Tbe elaiui «C otir paycholoid.-)t oarrtes «s a lonir leap hoclcwaxd to i..e must dementAl form «t animal llfo. lieyond the aaea^a atauda the niouktiy aud dimly (ar t)eyoiid bliu tba moUusk, whoa* only aens* waa that of touch. PlDtin« this srneat-jirraDdrathor of Ur- tnir thtoxs lying motloulese save for thoae nervoua, flutteiing, sensitive feel. *r» extended to piny tlie part of alght and bearlug:. A bit of aeawccd bumps ¦calnt thooL A. spasm racks tbo mol- lumk.'t irbole belii^, crusliinff him luto j<]js shell Ofitll the eurprlse haa abated: •"kva the fact that no farther attack gallows brfogs roUef.
Thia In tho ^nn of the cause of oar )racht«r apaiuuo—« sudden shock, In- •tantly foUowwl by a feetlnK of relief. Oatx Boch ahocks as were followed i>y nsllef became racial meinorlea. Where raUef did not follow the dam did uot Dve to leare a heritage.—Buries John- ¦OB In Harper^i Ma^iatlzMw
i-»»' r-.
'* is j.i»w*^i
wiv^iiin' Hijcruiui. \ lasoiout, fruit "fajny" alts on the close bil. .. and brown (frasKi"-:Ui I'lb boa ull'orda tho tie strlnk^a. This hai glvea both sty-o und good wear.
Eliminates Odor.
When buklLK berry iilea, II tho Juhv runs over place (in itbe- pie tin half full of Water on tbe oven shelf directly under the pie.
The ovei'tlowlnj; juice drops Into the water lji.s!ead of ou the oven bottom, and you have no sraell of sotuethiui; biimhip aud no oven to clean.
This Is also Kood when you are mak Inx escaloped potatoes and. In fact, (or anythiog Uuit boUs over In the oven.
fresh Water Sharka.
Itie creat Lake Nicarasua and the
Sio Grande, which connects It with the
OuUibean, asm Inhabited by ono uf tlve
fresh, -arater Bi>«ci«a of shack
.tn Ul* voddL
The Fei'ahead and Health. Tbe forehead ta the tirst feature of the face to show Uidisposition. The luUiuie cue's etomacb is out of ord.er ihei-e 'will be yellow spots on the biow. When une fe«ls fiUat Uie forehead will lustauti,r show It. When one la sick there will be freckles and plmpiea upon the brow, which was smooth and cloar before. The forehead is as Rood an in¬ dication of cue's fener&l beaith as is the pulse.—fcopdoa Oloba,
Ugly CompariaoM.
"Dad, what do they mean by peren¬ nial r
"(Continuing from year to year," an- Kwered pup.
"Like my hat." interposed ma.
And then there waa a deep, porten- toti* slleuce.—rrovldonee Trlbnna.
Sincerity's omi rerim is tme's secret efaamber;- stroog barat a naaa is aCroag
Fatal Anvhovs. "Won't yoa try a piece of my wife's
angel cKke7' "Will it make an aofei of mer "That will depend o/a tbs kind of a
life you have led."—Houston Post.
l: ,;,,.;,¦ '¦ ..,' ¦'
The Elducation
Marriage
By ELINOR MARSH
Ht " ¦ ,if ¦- ' •' ¦
of
1
Jim Hnwiu* was an tronwor<.at. ,*'.t
Tnui tweuiy-rwo ye*i.-a old axid haiJ a prunperrt cf a tong life an»si:t, Mr wss a hard wo-'ter «n/» ver^- iiavlt;,c hlR id(»ii belnj? to ert a cost ep;;—ftn- di» tnro lends ua ali to b:i!:i ::••':.¦,, aad msn cun't do tt a.^ tl.o blu.^dcs by netllug togeiher a leiv utravra taC oth- er such mati:r;.'iL He Ciost n«ve t:)<>a- cy CO pa/ for his dauilcUei.
Young pc^oixs—very jouxiji i^trstatia —dori't look upoa uiatrtiaoa^' ivi.h tlio iirl."i^vlii(is of their aJd^ra. Ji.i. s .iea ot a bomis wtta a coaifortiiUo houfio with a. 1 e:-j' :ai?e frtya la it, cr r.'. icca: a Bult of rooms, iio 'wae to ov,a tho hoi;.<o s'ad the wl'o und the iTzi:.''-r..t, Ttia wtfo wiiH to be iL'.-re to ic:...;'^ - to !il.j ¦>vanu nnd cocnrorta.
Jenrde 0we.js ".raa nlie daustv.:/ vt a wijriw. Joiiii!(J v/nu tweiij::. .-cus old. Kh(j wan d h!.','h !>r!i«.l Kruicmo itad nltu'-d I'lir'ly to wuppt-.-t. Jie.-seU anl her ticfher, "".vho had a Mttle In¬ come, Tiy ateiiogriphy .jiad 'i, . v.n-a, uii;. n;it Jim Tla , tj ,-.aTji.» al-rag, tallied yor-j sweei!.** to her uni! lu tinia Indui-'-:! her to marry him. ijf'h ¦n-siit- ed a hi.r-'^: t..-)r..'j we.-,'id tu fa-C'l t'Je d<«s-tluy natiiro intoii'lcKl for nhera. Thl.>» was nil vr.-y well, hat -.i-lthef had been t-ia-ated to (ant.ri.^c;, •.
Jim hi! 1 I It prt'CoiiceIv«<l uc-liins i-rf '.vhat his ul^e fthould be to hln., uuj
h» tirid Ijer prer-oncelved nodonj" of what he shu'ild be to hfir. Aa j^oou a:» 'he hnnw.vnootl ended fhpMo prer^ii eiv. I d notloiLi bersa fo rliish. ,Ii:ii"h hnblt I'l" ?'jiv\nt( rr.oney fiid lijt ^row le.,s with ; ivo to provldo for. lln Ivf^pt ei.ntrol of ';i» cas.\ 4r.-d pinched hLi ivIk, for -':::a!l cipondlti.ir.'s. lie hjwi not br-uii .<-k1 tri '^onsiderhi)? liie rt^.jni/i-.ijenc.i'
' any une except hlin.sclf »ni<i iK-ede^l ;i!'net.i'e to b<»coiu8 or«:<i to cons'iierln^f ::ii.ist» of another. Ho was noi eiartJy •¦'-HI', hill wire expected to find hia'u
nd uhe th(^n:;tii that In o-rtiiin re- :.{>ecta phe ujl-Jihc unilio htm over. She -emained In their tiirt-e rooms all I'hi.v ''ind when evenlujf rurne i , i! ¦lianjre of fcf,-»'Tie, to sa; recre:itl')a. Jim wor.':e.! 'inrt "U'lien evening cii!:ie i ci
¦,-.":t. lienldc'v go'iif,'out ri.'iMil:..., v,i-.;ni.) '.'iTiendilure, If onl.v oar fnr .\,-n!|
lien It wiLs neeessfiry to «pe!: 1 Oiunev .le iva.s usod lo uri.-ndiiiji it dn l.l;:i'-i^i'. 1 hi-iis thln'ics (rause<l scraps, iii.,1 V.)o
¦ I'rap.s f-M-..;i,.i.ly |rit>w to be qi-a.'ii i;i, .'(•niiJe u.-^uaily had tho i'I.:,'lit of tbe
'Iiiestlou, but did not l^now; how to ii;i<.' it no ail to Impre.ss her hu.-;'ian ; tfiat 'le ¦VVU3 tn t.'ie wronj;;. '^V'hlli. ;.,- m.s
.."'i:i^ In tryhifj to domhiate bea-, Hho ::rted utx'ductUedlv. i'^
One evenkisr Jeiixilo de^rired Ji-u to ?¦¦> ¦Alth her to an evenly- party !4lven by
no of her frlejid.'*. Jkn woiii.ln't go. Sliij Kiild sho wnuld Ko I'h'.ne and tisl.r-d
il'u to corje to brlnjj ber br.ine. H<» made no rcjiiy. t^ho went, mid filnco
le did not cdino for hiT uhe reiniin. .! ¦It her fr)i»liil'.i »!|I nli-'i.. ^he nin.) 1 •invo pniio home early tlin ue::c ('.
nitlu-itead fiK-iit tl^e (':i.i' .ind the n' ¦.'¦¦Ith h.,-r ni'ithor. On retarnini? . - rie-tt day uhe lnu.'id l:(^r b'lfns devcr: Here wa-^ n break 'oetwiien fwo i-
')na Tv'ho, If they could have been j. :'iir(-d for rlielr pan;^, ;nl;sdu have ::
'vor tlil.-j enriy maiTlnd period. \w i'radu:i;!v beronie os,.,,! to eaeb .-•:
•nd sell.I'd down luton happ.v i
Ife. vv'liat a ccntru.st bfiwi ' .HTitsfToni.sm nnd lhK» mutual .'.i i>;'i , '•lice of "I'U or t''i'e-,jt.r yenm later.' .'fiinle tiKKhj nu eil'Drt for a rei-
"niatiou, but slnee she did niJt aee.. VHiiy It by u riint'^siloi; that fdir, ii
• bo only, wiis In the 'kt.-i'i,!,' Jim •¦¦¦ :iO atter-tlon to hfr pluadiuga. T' li»T ranrbiyr advl>»>d h«r to let t- ilona Jf he ever mine to realir-.c? i 'le t\-as frtvl::- up ;:,ri v.-!i!eh wnn ph 'Ml- nii;t erin-'lilr-r for bl-i preoon-i'rl- 'ititfoTU of '¦vliat a wll'e ehoiild b" l:im be wotilil very l!U.-ly con '¦¦ ¦ ' r\(\% aud return to her. If cuiild do no" mure tti-n-, ,^he lin: ;ind the matter !;.:i.st arljast ItKDlf !i»Tna!,i T'.nndjii.stert v.'Uliont any fi t*i(-r aetlon on Iter part.
For ew'.ii'e .Mn; jienji;ad.;d blinn.''f I ihat be h.-id ac'.-d ihe ;i,-irt of a strci'- ' i::nn tn lissertiu.jf i)1u :<»';f cid In : 'U.sln.f? to live vi:b a won;:ui who, ¦ '¦« exiiresi^C'l It wuuld "taiio the ' '11 her teeth an-l rnn aivay x\-lth ev< rbSn^." But h'l bad bt.-ea ver;. hn Tor awhile in bin ) ¦y.wei will) Uh w lila mother Uid fiken hla part In : 'i'.«a.);reemenb» -nl'L bli wife, and ie ; wi-nt to I'"o with he:-. r.rit ho l:r-<! ii'a'-hcd an ago wtieii a man eni-- ¦ !.!n oirn roofti'ce ur.l h..arth.-;toii(». .-. '
:e v/na not (iutisiu'.l He ixtnt with r .i A'-cldoiit 111 h".» wo.-k. and. th-'ugh his ; ;:ioth.T cared for hl.in tenderly, as ¦ ; liied' f(.:r hi:; wife, lietwcen her ni d
lim wn.") ft deathly Klii.-nce. Jeiuile d.i imt try to win hliii back to her. He uaa ft m';n of t,f.-(-Ti>: vflJl and aiu-it l;o ' !.i own tv'.'.y. r.( idea, no reii 1 in • ;i:d Inst rr.leHS hi- t..<»cttme (latlsried ;
li-it hi'j wI.'b bad .-11,-hts B8 well aa \
'il:j:si.!r :
Une day Ji nine beard a ciiiek ai liie
¦ me iiin], !!^:,'l:ln!.: oul throu/rb a vc;.i- ' i;i.'W, oaw hei- l!i--:li:i:id coinlui?;. V/ith '
¦ .arulniT eye>i nnd a uniUe shu weul 'o i ; :eet hliu. '
"Mcniile," he uaid, "I tieuted you '-''iilaUy. V.'i;i\on .. rj^lve me?" !
"It was ail my fait''," Bhe replied.
¦'Yo'j'll have to utaad a lot If yoa i "liio bark to mo, I've a bad temper." I
"I'll try to correct my faalt.i,"
Tliere were fimtr.eii after that be- \ 'Ween tliem. but JItn nvade a nil^i 'hat j they mu.'^t: In' made up tho day they >"cuTTe(^. In time tbey canio to reiraTd ' illfTerenceii on the eatue footing m% oth- ¦ cr tr ais ajjd the sooner uiended the i bettw. 1
minter Rats for
Cbc Kiddies
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It iKu't «v«r7 Ui:ia ^\\ti who has a rathej- Of joother »vl'L.a a tortunatuu pui'ma, wn» iTSUi e'i.(;p into tht? Bma.-tc6t Kiiop in H.F-U Ail i OI IrT H tiooaet ot rwo to <over L«f s-'idon •.e.t.;,. Bot a ai&'ai.Ts •-lei'er hriuers cj.ii d-.i quite a» much AJ» tho ¦cs.i^i: purse If the rLother ha* ffixxl nioocl.'f to cii,'i:> and the rlfiht bK» of ji-xxi ni;itEflaj !¦..• wm; s with.
One cwi» thuC .cm./ be made at home la niurh lJk«5 a Un::;«ari Co^.'-..¦.•.ck'R. Il 1» def^eloped from w.\lio vei\,."t tac thj top and Vi widis bsiid of "^'liite fur fir tht! rea; of lbs h;.^ A. giorp of thri.»e w.jite vc-}v(*t gardeiil.ts with gr-*M» sailii leaves \n the eide trtniikilug.
A little hat il rbln«?Pe eiTect ohow- ir:;.' a cord aad t-i'^el m.iy be accon)- ri':'-h«?d CTfj^a bei'I' .'e'vet for the ':oTii tiip ai/d p;;: d iiii<-''ioii and da.'i "¦.liiit* foi- t*iti Cl ." '.'."".-IJ b.'-.t.d, ivhi.;h lihould to sn.'^p.ieil with biickru::!. Biu* velvet ribioii in U9«a for the irowii tC'p trt'.'ic:'!:-:. c:d dull R:i>ld t.-;' iip'j* are afiached m th,- i;i..i». ^
Tn truo jwiKa eC I't !:i a fUJ- Liimn. boiir;et of white ?orded s'Jk. Tho fur
vrlvet hat trimi'ied solei.v with t-n-o ijurron bftnC t oT ercil'e. Thfi ba::' th.it fitii Jiri.'.irid tho beail fhould Htlffeni'U «<^lb tiiir'.-.rnDa, wliUe ri»« In left soft, t^'»u/h ctit ^r\u\ a leipKi'- effect
.\ii. r.':-.- iMiiC li.J'.ri'-'. :-::'.Vrt Uo-•
.:¦_-;I) Old I'O:-'
of dull Roia.
A pu-i -v.'of l/J.i
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t.hf. ijoini'inis.
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whuo coulod
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hjiil tiio riiUii
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lay BARBARA PHIPi»3
SCENTING A CRIME
How a Russian Poflce Inspector Fonniilatcd a Theory.
Is whtfe, cr ut:.' i-
4t.Kute<i
ruhprtu ".
.^f the I.;:' .ii'i.-n rl
-'!:i'lo of ¦¦dd;it»-
llncs the f"-' :¦ Ir :
-V Stif
xnark! i..
vtit Tie K f '¦
tirim .are of I'M b
nh.i'le, w'l • '' • '
ver »trt
boo. V'
•fid ffniM-ij'-'ii'-i ''1
'riif ever b-«:-c>
laiie« a fillthr-iy di
• hf.nils tJia-" be snb i. *
erry c«liir»>d
b'.ni Ves at tho ¦-
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14 crajje aa
L
.di(Ciii<c cni
uf blue
vti 1 .;ii ruft ihi::-"'! .
V.0 v- !'• i-t of a licit 1
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hlu^» r!N
. Ije three <
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; !:v' tara-o'-ehanter i,,^
."ereiif t'dt tn iv bhi.-l? j,,.
I 'waa a rer? IIWI* «lrl at e>« tUoei, lint a rrvir gurrnir or a .Treat b.ipplni>>«8 Will UDi>reB3 itfoi; <m the mind of a
vczy young ci,lld so stronfrly that it wb'i aerei i;t frr^. tt«u , Mother d'ed, Uiid my ta-oti ej- Jtiucda v.-ag take.i Hway by a lid.v, while I was plactsd lu tuL. orphan t.'..~lum.
rii'^v^To.'', thU liigii-.brloas beKl(mln)T W!i>« t)ie harl'UiBer cf a llfo of eoeie and comfort. In time I wns adopted by a wea'itr.y con pie a:;d treated iia allet-- niouatL'iv, a-i luoch l.'i>l«bed npon me, »!.!• ir X hiid been their real d.'»ui;htfrr, 1 wai td'reu a liberal education and as iiiir-,- accoii-'.iliiihni'-nts tin 1 htid a Ct- uess for T'-a^n X 'was "broOK'tiii out"' in tl)« Biost ai>proved fasl:loi» and auU'Ped ecK-lety as n youus lad)'.
One r.itnnicr a jrirl friend of mine,
tbe datii-licf-r of hiajor •Bbelbonrro of
t'l- ii-in7, iavlted ra« to rt- .i hor at her
father's post In what was theii Indian
n^'.'itrr- 1 b?d seen «niyu;,-h of socict.T
' '::P of ll-J h: ;'.r«vne*«, int«!t>oe"ity,
i^f.s ar.il bari'aln ard i<o';e in tb->
if fovi.ir. n,'::d tt •Kvr-jrTod to r--
tl'Rt ) iiMnild flrd fl'irae'blng t:>om aat-
1? hi ono of thijr» array 'pontu rhat
' .-n deS'T'bed to me as eoii'<rl-
n larjrp fsmnT. I weut to Fort
':;.. and fi.rund thliicrs '»cry much
aa tiie; had bi-ca d.?firr;''ed to rjti
.1 ^ i' . •-. r:il t' i'.in yoDnjjar olBi-
» of th(« o'd(*r
I le!inic<l b.-
•¦ ;; r.-..j i:ii'vr eoTiiniand-
1 to onr C'^iii!;, b;)t I did
' - I »-oon euoiigli,
( hud fur some
.Iiid v.hlle ^^'«
.1 iini.i.. . .le-j ¦veiv leaT-
uhflr /\ - lUidurluij- and
;-iine< HS I...... ; . " <i . fi'..
o haa >;i\ie to u bCrt-am at tlio fon: (I .. ..Lt.i.:i ni;',^;^ «r<jode-.l oa Ito
^- n «ptit v.'?n 6,':ad- • i oi.r luncheon '.vhirn h:..1 told CB ih.it be : ,f ..-:a lii-i cf the In-
. •:i ' V. (. ; , ¦, ll ri'-
i:d Into
, ,.11 1,11.1 111- ,il,: ,'. UH
, aw se'.ei'Til Indiana
..' Ua Oif.
nad sent Hix mounted
-.: ;'r unr r-viti^-tlou. 'I'hero
.*LUt-t find the iii;iu
vrn.-n tn. Tbo otTi-
' . I li..n (liifi. ii*<-
• : llie 11. •n:.-
• ! . , .iT ile.'-.'lid
t at once tu
o lay but il
WORKING UP A MURDER CASE.
rii V1
, U'^t a i. Thi
. ..iii'-e o.-i tile oriit-r aide uf
I'liii^, which wo croj-.Hed lu tl.e
. and Were scou In a p.Jslti a
ii> wtf could bido b."lil;id riKkii,
h III:;'* f'lnnlshiyi a defense fro in
y Hijeak of our d< /i.nse by
tvoinijeii, 1 -.¦!!r.'.' 1- :r to
..rnp 1 niaiii;
.11..he;.: :¦
. d...s.r' ; ; iuy ill' l!.-.'vhi
b;
h aro (tataercti over a BJM:lii'led
hj.t wiJl i:e:;di:y lalte plna. '^^*-? I
liny I e clttd hi aiiy coioir Uxiit njatch'ia'*, jour ruiinu
-- I Part Often Overlooked,
"It Is ah rlKht tu pa: youniolf on i
Ibe back occasionally." said the di»- ¦
. enser of baf;e udvice. '
"Ve^'^" said the rla.\er up. '
"But don't foi'iiet to call yourself '
¦liiwa when yoo neeU it, my boy."— j
rittjibur);h Foat i
Treat For th» Boardera
"ila," queried ibe fciuaii iiauKbUaf '»f j ihe boardini; hou^sel^ceiier, "what ahaU 1 do with these basting threadsT"
'¦•Give them to me and 1 will stir them i Into tbe frostini; for tha cocoanat ^al^" Mid iMT Bufttict<~<Xo«tk'<{i Coin-.I
boQ'jy Pie Cru'jrt*. I
l-lven tliuuRh ^he t-j au exxrelU-nt i
ru'.iU near'.'' e^'ei.v ;;¦¦_:.fwiJe wbl oc- ;
cu.siona'.ly have her p.es ruined by a i
Boppry bjttoin .'fudt To ovenorii''' this ;
p<i<-il.||ity r'jh tho lower erust wUh j
the 'vj.iie of 1.U iiKg Thl.i pre\-enta i th.-* jui(.-e from sfiaklni? through, leav- Lug tho crudd ijlsp and tender,
Trenttnbifig tKe Unraai.
•The pcetu «u1j":.\ Khan' waa Lr:.i>- scribed fnna a dieaun.''
"I c«.u!d make a srreat mavln^ pl( tnra ai-'enario froxu nonie of the uieibluia.-eS I ba?e'—KaniJLS City Journal.
vvi'ij mo. Toj.-i" ¦ i.nrty, ana h. - ' I tie oilii ers for
. . . » ieiui'D»?d to the.
i:;hi(Si. «->Uii:(-;ndlJg my in luajor Bent for blui, . u b(» uiTlved thai I .'.::) Tor bavins; saved ..... L,.:: t)iu!.':in)? and, be¬ lli.it iiiy fo-tier fiiibii.' would P'-ij.J bii.'i a biibitunUa! pi'euent, asked hi.ui hl.i uaujo. "J&n.i ¦< 'V, .iterboast," h» replied "Ila'.'o yen u nilddle nai;.*:?" I aoiieO. "1 dou't l.i.oT. 1 o..j.e out of an trphan a.t.viijcn, and tney oalled me Jitn Woterh.ju.ta,"
"Y'>n (ire i.iiy brf.'lhr-r," I aald and, r-miilnj,' f..i>vard hhj., put my arms about hlni. ' ' "-\ie yo'i niy skter AdellaT"
"I UOl."
Hy fester fat-iier i-,^-* Jhnmiu out of ll 3 army and gave li.;m a pla. © In his &uouting houaa.
Ha Iftads All tira Koowfi faots In the Cb8«^ Fit Ir.vo Ea'>i Other Perfectly n-td Titan Prooaecled te Domonstrate Hla AoovTvcy ef Dei^uotiaa.
We ar«) tot frucovnMfnid to bellcv* tIi«T cba ItUHslen poliee InsTicrtor la tbo c^ua) of tho tnihied Frraich offlclnl If Autofa (TheKhuirs *t.>rT o' tlie deduc¬ tive c»etl.''Xl tn iloatita Is i:iii>tratlvp.
One morntuft a yocn^r man hurried Into Um otBce of an Inspe -tor of jolh'o and repoiT^ii that his ma.-<tT"r, an olli.'ur o: tho t;uard who bad been separatcii fr.ins h!» 'Wife and tired akrn«, had b(!T-j uiurdiy-ed. He ¦wm* preatly ex- daid. The tuKportur 'vent with him at «^.v to the 8<fnij of the tragedy.
'•V'li'.'n he uriive<l at tho hoitae he foui.u tho door to the officer's bedroom kicktil, the key on the Inaliie. Tho oervaniH, ukiible to awake their mas- let, Iiud concluded that he was dead. Tho !ns'><>ct"r foiiud the door unio- J'ir»-d. lie had It fon-ed open. The Uid lni be*>ri ti>'s.-ii'd about, the pillows on t'.ie .floor. Ou a t.¦l^.llS near tlie be.l v,aii the ofTuT'B \vii!.'h and Bcino Bllvef cii!u<«. Tho etllcrr and his elothiritl wei\> fone except for a i^itigle bivit thai Iny on the fli or. Tbo InHiH-i-tor exani- l;:'>d tho rt'om carf'nilly. Thf» only t'lii;;; Le fwuiJ ^ns u partly bui'iicd wifeiy mat'h. It yvnn kiiuvvn tb.:it the o.'lb'i-r d'rl n.-t K;:itil;o an I used oi.l^ mj!,.hiir i.-int'-'K-j fcr his candles. I.n e.i .itiib od !.;(i iarden lielow tbe >viii. tic'V,. 'I'ho Kri'SH and some bushes hud been trampled. He fdui.'.l a jrtivo of cott.i.>n ou Boiao twl)^'M Hir'ii H'.'ne ti.nj th;-' lib) of dark blue wmd. .\t hoina ill.'-t.-in." irom t'.te windinv. In tb'- — '.•- lieu unh r « f>n.'.b, be funnd the »ie inJl tup i. 'l-
Thc Ini ii«tor canie to the conelmlon^ frcci tbe evl'icn.es, th-it t'le ni.i.i had been st-¦•;•''-'; :;:,(1 bis borly tai.i ii out
liir"- ¦"-•
I'll- . 1- \.;iti-b and ininey
were ;. ¦.,-¦.,.. 1 :;lu'vrei1 tb-'-t Ii:(- pi.:'- pose of the crime wi'.a nut ruliiicry. Tl".' paf'-ty J.'iatch Indicatc'l tluit sn. •» iiei.-d'n ftliovo the nrdinui-j' va.-i ri.ii. nected with the iiffa'ir, bince lu'.i.-^.i.l.-i or coiu.'.iun bervnnla woul.l have nnly STilj'b'ir rimlchcs. Tbe fact tbat i ::¦) bs>i;l ix-mai;i(-,l In the r'niin ina lo tint t:i.;.,., ti>r Ix-lieve that the v^ininlsniim l':-,! ]i;eii killed Willie b" ivarf iii.<iri.:-:_,- In;;, T!;- f.tidin- fif the oUnr lim't i'li the garden Jniilcatfd llnit lln.-i one hud been |,ai't.ly reui'n.i-d jnul bad fiilli-n iiT whllti the body ^\;lH In i;:;, e:irrii-d away.
Ttie liispertor In IiIh njidrt rn-en- BUTicred tlie rrliiie: (»n I'li.' ev.-iir...r in t|iic;il inn til" ¦.'uai'dHii'.'in, who bad bi-i-u
1 ' » t'.'i\iii:vi at
l.ii'..i^' hev.;-rc'y
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^electing a Manvx "I think I'll stiit a masHzliie lo be
called I'nibruse." •^\ hy that Si'iUiewhat uu(i.'«nalnamer" "Peoide aro ao apt to take it"—
Loiifeivnie Cooler-Journal.
f LIvaly Ch*eaa,
John- rn brtag .vou a fork, sir, IIm* Cttstomer—Wba,t for? Jfkbb—Tbe e»- $lg. Tii$ Oatbmm—M. tarfm
One of G a prick's Flufortne.
it 'li'.a Ganlck wtio hTst strucK a blow ct tho custom of alio'.-, ir.s mem- b<i9 of tho uudiei'.ce upou the si.,a^o, a ^.ractlce whkh at Li.-icoln'» li.a tliea- ter. In Londi.u, In 1721, led to a moat dangtii'ona dlsturb;iuco, oulj' quelled by cuilhjij out the miiitary. in October. 17-17, a Drury Lano playbill had the followlni; ar'ix-.'ided not.ke: ".Vu the ad- mlttaiice of pt-rsous behind tho scenes has occa.si lue.l a gem ral complaint, on account of the frequeiit Uiterruptioo |n the perforEiai.''e. !t la bojKHl that gen- Ueiaeo ivon't be oHetided that no mon¬ ey will be taken there for the futora."
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• f Ibe i-iiuni. i'.n
I tbe iiiurOeifd
1 ..ll' Mori.f went to .o.-ifil deail ni:in i.at . ,.|:iriaL,(jn of all the lA-i ii,i;N'rireJ. The ;;uaril!i- „ luijf hi b"i! evi-ry iji;;ht drn;.... il..-. wife bt-ard of It und went ai-ros.-j the y:iiri)i:u tu bin windiw to renjdiiiitraio 'Alth bhn. He pnt iliS .^ iiidfnv uj, all, »ic",ug who It was, I brow his boot ui- her. She was a le.soluto Wdfrjan b'l niusciiIlneefTir-h ncy. She cilrxibf-l In thro jfrh the window,' ihra.sbcd the drVinKeri jfua. d.sman soundl.v, dr;;a;;_'('(l b'la m roh.s Uje par¬ don and bx-knd him i;p In the batlv liou'-e, where she det*-ri/jUied to ket;) hlnj until he should be sober, lit hud been ibna a prisoner for ono day, while witli iiv.lfi ileduc lions the in.spe'lor had worked out hla coiiiplleatcd inor- del'. -ilulvllJu DavlHson I'ost In Katur- day Breiilng I'ost.
Real Troubles. "Doen It re<jtilre great ment'U effoit ti; te a pbotosrapher'/"
"I'e-H, Indeed," replied Mr, Bnappam. "Tou have to alt ay U«hts learnlnf ./ounj' «torIe.<i to tell cusLounsrs In o»~ der to make 'em vmlle and look nacp urai."—-Chifaigo .Neira.
Paradox, '"i'hera )S onty oue way that peopl*
can U've happily—that's togetljor."
"Yen. und there Is only one way that ptfopio can Ut* at peace—and that's
a;>art."—Judije.
Dad's Reas«n,
*^our fathc-r refuMsd hla consent.t ^ "He did. Did he i,'lvo any reai'on?"
"Oiily that bo lubistiT on selectinc tUs ovtn son-is-law." —Detroit Via*
